To be fair, there are two films that were nominated that I didn't get the chance to see. So, you know, take my comments with a grain of salt.
Of course it should go without saying that the Oscars are no indication of the quality of films that are released in a given year. And yes, it's silly to make a big deal out of them. On the other hand, this is like, the one day of the year that seemingly everyone, from my parents to co-workers to random strangers on the street actually pay some attention to that past time that consumes a large part of my time 365 days a year. So long as this is properly contextualized, I have no problem with me, or anyone else, getting into the fun of the Oscars.
The "wants" are listed in order of preference. And for fun (always for fun, guys), I put some comments in red.
Best Picture
I wouldn't begrudge any winner here except Silver Linings or maybe Les Miserables. Solid list, besides those.
WILL:
Argo
WANT:
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Lincoln
Lincoln
Argo
Django Unchained
Zero Dark Thirty
Amour
Life of Pi
Les Miserables
Silver Linings Playbook
Best
Actor
Would have said John Hawkes if he'd made the cut.
WILL:
Daniel
Day-Lewis, Lincoln
WANT:
Daniel
Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Joaquin
Phoenix, The Master
Hugh
Jackman, Les Miserables
Denzel
Washington, Flight
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Best Actress
WILL:
Jennifer
Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
WANT:
Emmanuelle
Riva, Amour
Jessica
Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Quvenzhané
Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Naomi
Watts, The Impossible
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Best
Supporting Actor
I'd be fine with any win here besides SLP, since I didn't like the movie. Though the performance was fine, I guess.
WILL:
Robert
De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
WANT:
Phillip
Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Alan
Arkin, Argo
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Best
Supporting Actress
Almost all of these performances are equally deserving after Hathaway and Adams.
WILL:
Anne
Hathaway, Les Miserables
WANT:
Anne
Hathaway, Les Miserables
Amy
Adams, The Master
Sally
Field, Lincoln
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Best
Original Song
Can't say I have much invested in this category. Nothing I particularly liked or even remember.
WILL:
"Suddenly," Les
Miserables
WANT:
"Skyfall," Skyfall
"Before
My Time," Chasing Ice
"Pi’s Lullaby," Life of Pi
"Suddenly," Les Miserables
"Everybody Needs A Best Friend," Ted
"Pi’s Lullaby," Life of Pi
"Suddenly," Les Miserables
"Everybody Needs A Best Friend," Ted
Best
Animated Feature Film
I loved Paranorman so much. Wreck-It-Ralph is the only other film on the list that deserves recognition in any way.
WILL:
Brave
WANT:
Paranorman
Wreck-It
Ralph
Pirates!
Band of Misfits
Brave
Frankenweenie
Best Foreign Language Film
No film on this list came close to being a favorite of mine, even Amour. I liked them all, and that's about it.
Best Foreign Language Film
No film on this list came close to being a favorite of mine, even Amour. I liked them all, and that's about it.
WILL:
Austria: Amour
WANT:
Austria: Amour
Denmark: A Royal Affair
Denmark: A Royal Affair
Canada: War
Witch
Chile: No
Chile: No
Norway: Kontiki
Best
Director
Other than Silver Linings Playbook not winning, not too much riding on this one either since to me, Benh Zeitlin even getting nominated for it was massively cool.
WILL:
Ang
Lee, Life of Pi
WANT:
Benh
Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Michael
Haneke, Amour
Ang
Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Best
Original Screenplay
Moonrise really deserves to get something, guys. C'mon.
WILL:
Quentin
Tarantino, Django Unchained
WANT:
Wes
Anderson and Roman Coppola, Moonrise Kingdom
Quentin
Tarantino, Django Unchained
Michael
Haneke, Amour
Mark
Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
John
Gatins, Flight
Best
Adapted Screenplay
Repeat after me: Anything but Silver Linings!
WILL:
Chris
Terrio, Argo
WANT:
Lucy
Alibar and Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
Chris
Terrio, Argo
David Magee, Life of Pi
David Magee, Life of Pi
David
O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Best
Cinematography
Not sure I'm particularly interested in this category.
WILL:
Claudio
Miranda, Life of Pi
WANT:
Robert
Richardson, Django Unchained
Roger
Deakins, Skyfall
Janusz
Kaminski, Lincoln
Claudio
Miranda, Life of Pi
Seamus
McGarvey, Anna Karenina
Best Costume Design
Best Costume Design
Not sure I'm particularly interested in this category.
WILL:
Paco
Delgado, Les Misérables
WANT:
Paco
Delgado, Les Misérables
Colleen
Atwood, Snow White and the Huntsman
Eiko
Ishioka, Mirror Mirror
Jacqueline
Durran, Anna Karenina
Joanna Johnston, Lincoln
Documentary Feature
Joanna Johnston, Lincoln
Documentary Feature
This is one of the categories I'm most looking forward to. Every movie on this list was good, and all of them are deserving of the Oscar with the exception of Searching for Sugarman, which was a fascinating story but let's face it, just good film. Doesn't belong on that list. I don't like saying that, especially about a documentary film, and one that I liked, at that. Maybe I should suck it up and be glad that people are so moved by it that it'll encourage them to spend more time with the genre.
WILL:
Searching
for Sugar Man
WANT:
The
Invisible War
How
to Survive a Plague
5
Broken Cameras
The Gatekeepers,
Searching for Sugar Man
The Gatekeepers,
Searching for Sugar Man
Documentary
Short
Any one of these films could win and I'd be thrilled. I enjoyed them all so much that it was hard to choose amongst them. I hope they all get seen by wide audiences.
WILL:
"Mondays
at Racine," Cynthia Wade and Robin Honan
WANT:
"Mondays
at Racine," Cynthia Wade and Robin Honan
"Open
Heart," Kief Davidson and Cori Shepherd Stern
"Kings
Point," Sari Gilman and Jedd Wider
"Inocente,"
Sean Fine and Andrea Nix Fine
"Redemption," Jon Alpert and Matthew O'Neill
Film Editing
"Redemption," Jon Alpert and Matthew O'Neill
Film Editing
WILL:
Tim
Squyres, Life of Pi
WANT:
William
Goldenberg, Argo
Michael Kahn, Lincoln
Michael Kahn, Lincoln
Dylan
Tichenor and William Goldenberg, Zero Dark Thirty
Tim
Squyres, Life of Pi
Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers, Silver Linings Playbook
Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers, Silver Linings Playbook
Makeup
and Hairstyling
Either way. I have only seen one of them, anyhow. (Embarrassing.)
WILL:
Lisa
Westcott and Julie Dartnell, Les Miserables
WANT:
Lisa
Westcott and Julie Dartnell, Les Miserables
Howard
Berger, Peter Montagna and Martin Samuel, Hichcock
Peter Swords King, Rick Findlater and Tami Lane, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Best Original Score
Peter Swords King, Rick Findlater and Tami Lane, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Best Original Score
Since the Academy didn't nominate the obvious best score of the year (Beasts of the Southern Wild) I can't be bothered to care here. Sorry!
WILL:
Mychael
Danna, Life of Pi
WANT:
John
Williams, Lincoln
Mychael
Danna, Life of Pi
Alexandre
Desplat, Argo
Thomas
Newman, Skyfall
Dario
Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Best Production Design
<Shrug>
Best Production Design
<Shrug>
WILL:
Sarah
Greenwood and Katie Spencer, Anna Karenina
WANT:
David
Gropman and Anna Pinnock, Life of Pi
Rick
Carter and Jim Erickson, Lincoln
Sarah
Greenwood and Katie Spencer, Anna Karenina
Dan Hennah, Ra Vincent and Simon Bright, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Eve Stewart and Anna Lynch-Robinson, Les Miserables
Dan Hennah, Ra Vincent and Simon Bright, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Eve Stewart and Anna Lynch-Robinson, Les Miserables
Best
Animated Short
Has to be Head over Heels. So sweet! The others were totally fine too.
WILL:
"Paperman,"
John Kahrs
WANT:
"Head
over Heels," Timothy Reckart and Fodhla Cronin O’Reilly
"Paperman,"
John Kahrs
"Adam and Dog," Minkyu Lee
"Fresh Guacamole," PES
"Maggie Simpson in 'The Longest Daycare,'" David Silverman
"Adam and Dog," Minkyu Lee
"Fresh Guacamole," PES
"Maggie Simpson in 'The Longest Daycare,'" David Silverman
Best
Live Action Short
Another category where all the entries are strong. There's no worst case scenario here. A great film will win.
WILL:
Asad, Bryan Buckley and Mino
Jarjoura
WANT:
Asad, Bryan Buckley and Mino
Jarjoura
Henry, Yan England
Henry, Yan England
Curfew, Shawn Christensen
Buzkashi
Boys, Sam
French and Ariel Nasr
Death of a Shadow (Dood van een Schaduw), Tom Van Avermaet and Ellen De Waele
Best Sound Editing
Death of a Shadow (Dood van een Schaduw), Tom Van Avermaet and Ellen De Waele
Best Sound Editing
I'll take their word for it.
WILL:
Eugene
Gearty and Philip Stockton, Life of Pi
WANT:
Wylie
Stateman, Django Unchained
Erik Aadahl and Ethan Van der Ryn, Argo
Paul N.J. Ottosson, Zero Dark Thirty
Eugene Gearty and Philip Stockton, Life of Pi
Erik Aadahl and Ethan Van der Ryn, Argo
Paul N.J. Ottosson, Zero Dark Thirty
Eugene Gearty and Philip Stockton, Life of Pi
Per
Hallberg and Karen Baker Landers, Skyfall
Best Sound Mixing
Fine with whatever.
WILL:
Andy
Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes, Les Misérables
WANT:
John
Reitz, Gregg Rudloff and Jose Antonio Garcia, Argo
Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes, Les Misérables
Ron Bartlett, D.M. Hemphill and Drew Kunin, Life of Pi
Andy Nelson, Gary Rydstrom and Ronald Judkins, Lincoln
Scott Millan, Greg P. Russell and Stuart Wilson, Skyfall
Best Visual Effects
I think the first two on my "want" list far outshine the others.
Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes, Les Misérables
Ron Bartlett, D.M. Hemphill and Drew Kunin, Life of Pi
Andy Nelson, Gary Rydstrom and Ronald Judkins, Lincoln
Scott Millan, Greg P. Russell and Stuart Wilson, Skyfall
Best Visual Effects
I think the first two on my "want" list far outshine the others.
WILL:
Bill
Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik-Jan De Boer and Donald R. Elliott,Life
of Pi
WANT:
Bill Westenhofer, Guillaume Rocheron, Erik-Jan De Boer and Donald R. Elliott,Life of Pi
Cedric Nicolas-Troyan, Philip Brennan, Neil Corbould and Michael Dawson, Snow White and the Huntsman
Richard
Stammers, Trevor Wood, Charley Henley and Martin Hill, Prometheus
Janek
Sirrs, Jeff White, Guy Williams and Dan Sudick, Marvel’s The Avengers
Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton and R. Christopher White, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton and R. Christopher White, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Interesting. We are very different about several categories.
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